Recent content by Count Orlok

The Count and Countess were recently in an accident where her subie was totaled; all air bags went off. Driver went through a stop sign at 50 MPH in town. we walked away. SF totaled it based on pictures alone. The night of the accident The Count wasted countless staff hours gathering valuation...

and that's just in Michigan!!!

this guy gives weasels a bad name.

As most readers already know from the multiple media reports, The Count has decided if he isn't in the first wave of order invites he's out on the R2 as it's a sign the rumors 94.4% of first wave R2s are going to SoCal, Austin, and Aspen.

as long as you don't reside in a no-go zone

honestly if Rivian came out with snow plow capability that would kind of ruin a whole line of discussion for The Count when he has conversations with himself.

all this talk of carplay reminds The Count he hasn't bought an R1T due to the lack of a 240v outlet.

still waiting for the snow plow

not a conflict. The Royal R1S was hit by a day drinking octogenarian with the same insurance (State Farm). SF's policy is if the at fault driver is also their customer you get 100% of your deductible back. So The Count was out nothing but time and swear words.

anyone faking lease info? "Upload current lease info"

The Count was talking to The Count generates much of this own electrons although much of it now goes toward his 15 tons of geothermal water to water and water to air heat pumps.

does "Enjoy 921" denote anything? is The Count 921 in line? If so, he is appalled for being so far back.

change your name to Kyle.

so people in a INEOS FN group were making fun of it; mostly for being an EV. The Count was more concerned about mocking it for looking like a Datsun.

Like a frightened turtle!