Yossarian
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- Oct 20, 2020
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- R1T,Telluride, Wee-Strom, Lynskey Cooper
I have to admit that your story is not what I was expecting from the title of your post. I was sure that your Rivian had been done in by the deliberate and malicious antics of a coal-rolling oil burner.Thanks! Got the tire replaced yesterday at Discount, thankfully for only 50 bucks (I got the tires only in December). She's good as new.
PS I love your name
I chose the most well-known character from what is arguably the best black comedy ever written in the English language as my screen name because I worried that no one would know the others. And I probably identify more with him than the others, except possibly Orr.
That said, I considered Major Major Major, whose father, Mr Major, named him that as joke, "passing up the lesser possibilities of "Drum Major, Minor Major, Sergeant Major, or C Sharp Major'" Of course, when Major Major was drafted, he was nearly immediately promoted to Major by an IBM machine with a sense of humor. His office policy is the stuff of legend, one that is eagerly adopted by incompetent middle managers the world over.
A close second may haven been the wildly inept Colonel Cargill, a businessman who, prior to the War, had a very lucrative career based on his unique capacity for failure, thus generating large tax-write offs for his clients. Immortalized by Heller as a "self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."
Yossaian's philosophy is however, unassailable: "The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on . . ."
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