🚨Good News Cybertruck Fans! Tesla Claims It Can Pull “Near Infinite Mass”!!!🚨

[COdogman]

No word whether this towing capacity is enough to carry Elon Musk’s ego…

TESLA MOCKED FOR CLAIMING CYBERTRUCK CAN PULL "NEAR INFINITE MASS"
Wondering how much weight Tesla's still-unreleased Cybertruck can pull? The answer is "near infinite," apparently, according to the vehicle's official Tesla webpage.

"With the ability to pull near infinite mass and a towing capability of over 14,000 pounds," reads the full description, which has been up for several years, "Cybertruck can perform in almost any extreme situation with ease."


If here, dear reader, you're wondering what "near infinite mass" might mean, we get it. It's nonsense marketing language that means nothing, considering that "near infinite" suggests that there is, in fact, a limit here, but Tesla, for whatever reason, is failing to clarify what that limit is.

As you might imagine, netizens are finding humor in the ludicrously vague spec.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-mocked-cybertruck-pull-near-infinite-mass

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[Dark-Fx]

Near infinite is the same thing as infinite.

 

[COdogman]

Near infinite is the same thing as infinite.

I’ll call Elon and let him know…

 

[jjswan33]

I get it... vertical integration. Space X can launch the CT into space and use it to pull asteroids out of the way.

 

[COdogman]

I get it... vertical integration. Space X can launch the CT into space and use it to pull asteroids out of the way.

That guy is always 3 steps ahead of the rest of us…. 3 dimensional chess.

 

[3l3c7r1c]

Near infinite is the same thing as infinite.

I heard that it's just 1% of infinite. Wha?? 1% of infinite is still infinite!!!

 

[COdogman]

I heard that it's just 1% of infinite. Wha?? 1% of infinite is still infinite!!!

Nitpicking! You won’t be worrying about percentages of infinity while you are out boating in your new Cybertruck!

 

[jebinc]

Just more Elon hype while lacking product specifics or product itself.

 

[COdogman]

Just more Elon hype while lacking product specifics or product itself.

You just don’t understand his “near infinite” genius!

 

[johstacy]

No word whether this towing capacity is enough to carry Elon Musk’s ego…



https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-mocked-cybertruck-pull-near-infinite-mass

I've always been an Elon fan.... but it's easy for a truck to pull near infinite mass if you never actually produce the truck.

 

[jebinc]

You just don’t understand his “near infinite” genius!

I refer to him as “The Charlatan”.

 

[COdogman]

I've always been an Elon fan.... but it's easy for a truck to pull near infinite mass if you never actually produce the truck.

Maybe because we can’t actually see infinity? Is it possible they have already produced an infinite number of trucks?

 

[COdogman]

I refer to him as “The Charlatan”.

That’s accurate. A little PT Barnum, a little Thomas Edison.

 

[SANZC02]

Say what you will about Musk but you have to give him some credit. Not many people have ever been in a position to lose 200 billion dollars in one year….

 

[AdamsFan1983]

And the glass is almost indestructible….

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