moosehead
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So this older couple is driving down from NYC to Florida for the winter. She is driving but can’t hear much, he is copilot.
She gets pulled over at the Florida Georgia line while doing 90 MPH.
Trooper walks up and asks for her license and registration. Being nearly deaf, she says “What Sonny?”
Her husband, being helpful, nearly yells at her “HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE!”
Cop asks her “Do you know how fast your were driving?” Still clueless, she says “What, Eh?”
The husband shouts “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!”
The LEO, growing tired of this routine, looks at her license, sees she is from New York, and mutters under his breath “I had the worst piece of azz of my life in New York.”
The wife again says “What, huh?”
Her husband yells “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”
She gets pulled over at the Florida Georgia line while doing 90 MPH.
Trooper walks up and asks for her license and registration. Being nearly deaf, she says “What Sonny?”
Her husband, being helpful, nearly yells at her “HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE!”
Cop asks her “Do you know how fast your were driving?” Still clueless, she says “What, Eh?”
The husband shouts “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!”
The LEO, growing tired of this routine, looks at her license, sees she is from New York, and mutters under his breath “I had the worst piece of azz of my life in New York.”
The wife again says “What, huh?”
Her husband yells “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”
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