I bought a new mustang when I was 20. A week after I bought it, a bird flew in the driver’s side window at 80 mph and liquified on the inside of the rear window covering the entirety of the head liner, top of the seats and the windows in feathers and blood. Then I was pulled over by a cop in a car covered in blood with no temp tag. The bird hit the temp tag and knocked it off the rear window, it blew forward and I swerved as I reached to keep it from blowing out the passenger window thereby attracting the cop’s attention to my car. True story.
