Not sure how doing too much is a bad thing. It's not like it really compromises much, if anything. You wanna go offroad? How about 14 inches of ground clearance. You wanna go fast? How about 3 sec. 0-60? You wanna go through water? Is 39 inches enough water? All the weight is in the bottom so it is going to corner well. 4 wheel drive means great traction. Does it have too many bells and whistles? I would say "Yes it does". But I can ignore the ones I don't like.
Perhaps we are not used to getting one vehicle that can do so much. We have to have designated vehicles for certain functions. Sort of like theme rooms. This was a great review, specially the wife's input but, he's off his rocker on some of these things.