Rivian Assistant Conspiracy

[Steve A.]

The Rivian Assistant woman obviously must have conspired w/ my wife to bust my balls. Literally, the very first time I tried it, my wife almost lost her bladder when the RA woman replied, "Sorry but I only understand English."

She basically just validated every time my wife has given me a hard time over the decades for leaving her a v-mail which she couldn't understand. SMH

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[Zoidz]

Ask RA to tell you a joke. It knows a few.

 

[OUTAGAS]

Tell her what dialect you speak. She'll try to emulate. I had a blast after I apologized that she misunderstood what I had said because I speak in a southern dialect. She immediately said she could do that too, and started out by saying "bless your heart" and using ya instead of you.

 

[Rizzian]

If you're curious, she will only calculate Pi to 100 decimal places, then you're on your own.

 

[E_Monkey]

Tangentially related, but I would love voice options for RA. Sam Elliot and Morgan Freeman.

 

[Rizzian]

Tangentially related, but I would love voice options for RA. Sam Elliot and Morgan Freeman.

Stop with the add-ons, I'm trying to get an R2 for under $60k. Do you really want to pay Morgan Freeman a royalty every time your Rivian routes you through the back loading dock area of a grocery store on the way to the airport? Best we can hope for (for free) is Nicholas Cage, but the deal is that he always finds a way to bring up one of his movies in the response.

 

[BCondrey]

So, RA validates your wife. My wife likes asking questions like "tell me the fairy tale of Rumpelstiltskin". (which she did) And, I have game I want you to play... (which she did). I'm like, don't bother her, I need to get to the closest DCFC that has a bathroom and coffee. (which she did).

 

[NY_Rob]

Can someone please ask her to "open the pod bay doors"

I'm sure the Rivian code monkeys thought up a funny reply for that classic...

 

[Zoidz]

Tangentially related, but I would love voice options for RA. Sam Elliot and Morgan Freeman.

Also Arnold Schwarzenegger and Clint Eastwood.

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