Cybertruck Laugh of the Day [⚠️ WARNING: NO POLITICS; MEMBERS BANNED]

[Riviot]

A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says His Airbag Deployed On Its Own Without Any Accident – He Adds, “I Turned On the Climate Control & The Airbag Fired”
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/te...its-own-without-any-accident-he-adds-i-turned

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[Dark-Fx]

Superior airbags

At least as good as their light bars.

https://www.reuters.com/business/au...f-road-light-bar-issue-nhtsa-says-2025-10-30/

 

[Riviot]

At least as good as their light bars.

https://www.reuters.com/business/au...f-road-light-bar-issue-nhtsa-says-2025-10-30/

Is this a result of superior labor or superior parts?

 

[COdogman]

Is this a result of superior labor or superior parts?

Superior leadership.

 

[NeedSumCoffee]

Tesla isn't the superior business, given their recent decisions. They have a higher market cap, but if Tesla's little robots don't pan out or they don't pivot quickly, they are done. Their designs are stale except for the CT, which is a disaster greater than the Edsel.

Tesla has superior sales, superior profit margins, superior valuation, superior production capabilities, superior supply chain control, superior ADAS, superior name recognition, superior market reach, superior charging network, superior service capabilities…. They are without a doubt a superior company. In 2 weeks, Tesla earns more money than Rivian does in an entire year. They are a superior business in every possible way you look at it.

 

[Cycliste]

Tesla has superior sales, superior profit margins, superior valuation, superior production capabilities, superior supply chain control, superior ADAS, superior name recognition, superior market reach, superior charging network, superior service capabilities…. They are without a doubt a superior company. In 2 weeks, Tesla earns more money than Rivian does in an entire year. They are a superior business in every possible way you look at it.

That is like, a lake of superior!

 

[Ralph]

Tesla has superior sales, superior profit margins, superior valuation, superior production capabilities, superior supply chain control, superior ADAS, superior name recognition, superior market reach, superior charging network, superior service capabilities…. They are without a doubt a superior company. In 2 weeks, Tesla earns more money than Rivian does in an entire year. They are a superior business in every possible way you look at it.

Hmmm.....Thanks Alex; $200 for "Ethics" please.

 

[Riviot]

That is like, a lake of superior!

A Lake of Slovakia*

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/...-wade-mode-gets-stuck-in-the-lake-236675.html

 

[Donald Stanfield]

Tesla has superior sales, superior profit margins, superior valuation, superior production capabilities, superior supply chain control, superior ADAS, superior name recognition, superior market reach, superior charging network, superior service capabilities…. They are without a doubt a superior company. In 2 weeks, Tesla earns more money than Rivian does in an entire year. They are a superior business in every possible way you look at it.

You're right; their production capacity is so good that, despite making less than 20,000 CTs, Tesla has the capacity to produce 250,000.

 

[Dark-Fx]

You're right; their production capacity is so good that, despite making less than 20,000 CTs, Tesla has the capacity to produce 250,000.

I'm really wondering if they end up releasing more stainless cyber vehicles on the same platform. Will probably just end up cannibalizing their own sales.

 

[Zoidz]

I'm really wondering if they end up releasing more stainless cyber vehicles on the same platform. Will probably just end up cannibalizing their own sales.

They are introducing a vehicle to compete with the Rivian EDV. CT design was inspired by a dumpster. The Tesla EDV design was inspired by a Toaster Oven.

 

[Donald Stanfield]

They are introducing a vehicle to compete with the Rivian EDV. CT design was inspired by a dumpster. The Tesla EDV design was inspired by a Toaster Oven.

Is this a real thing? Why are the lights different on each side?

 

[COdogman]

Is this a real thing? Why are the lights different on each side?

Go look at your toaster.

 

[godfodder0901]

Is this a real thing? Why are the lights different on each side?

AI.

 

[Zoidz]

Is this a real thing? Why are the lights different on each side?

It's as real as ChatGPT could make it.

"create a hyper realistic image of a Tesla truck that looks like a toaster oven"

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