Count Orlok just ordered his Lightning... R1T in limbo

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Construction on the headquarters for The Count Orlock Adventure Network continues although the weather has turned against pouring concrete. The Count thought you'd want to know.

I'm looking forward to never using your stations.

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[Count Orlok]

I'm looking forward to never using your stations.

As RAN has a monopoly on the urban/suburban state of MI, The Count is fine having his network within the confines of a state with abundant adventures.

 

[COdogman]

The Countess has been busy and has just added to their stable... something rather embarrassing such that The Count requires their staff to park it a block down the street for The Countess.

Cybertruck?

 

[Gman]

I can’t take the suspense any longer- you have to tell us what the Countess drove up the driveway and parked next to the front door for the world to see?

 

[Count Orlok]

Cybertruck?

nothing as banal as that. something so practical it blends into the horizon. In fact, The Count now thinks it is a brilliant purchase as it means they can travel across the local environs without everyone knowing the local poet-warlord is upon them.

 

[Count Orlok]

I can’t take the suspense any longer- you have to tell us what the Countess drove up the driveway and parked next to the front door for the world to see?

The Count made it clear that something simple and slow in snow was acceptable until the Grenadier appears. That something, it turns out and as announced by The Countess in numerous media appearances, is made in Japan, has four doors, all-time all-wheel drive, and -- in the most unplumbable way -- sucks on gas mileage as well as acceleration.

 

[COdogman]

The Count made it clear that something simple and slow in snow was acceptable until the Grenadier appears. That something, it turns out and as announced by The Countess in numerous media appearances, is made in Japan, has four doors, all-time all-wheel drive, and -- in the most unplumbable way -- sucks on gas mileage as well as acceleration.

 

[Gman]

I am a Landcruiser guy. If that is what The Countess purchased, she has leap-frogged you as the car expert in the family.

 

[Count Orlok]

not enough doors. Remember The Countess's personal protective unit (A/K/A The Royal Canine) weighs 135 pounds.

 

[Count Orlok]

I am a Landcruiser guy. If that is what The Countess purchased, she has leap-frogged you as the car expert in the family.

Sadly it is more prosaic than such a vehicle (assuming you mean one built before 1991) but you do cause The Count to fondly remember his FJ62 which he regrets selling at retirement back when left Sin City for God's Country.

 

[COdogman]

not enough doors. Remember The Countess's personal protective unit (A/K/A The Royal Canine) weighs 135 pounds.

I know it only has 2 doors and a hatch - I just assumed by looking at it there are probably 2 other ways to fall out of it.

 

[Tr4ckD4ys]

I think it's so he has someone to blame besides himself.

I mean I guess it’s the internet so everything is game. What better place than an anonymous forum to live out your weird character quirks.

 

[Donald Stanfield]

So its official you finally told Ford to kick rocks. Good for you, its about time.

 

[Gman]

Sadly it is more prosaic than such a vehicle (assuming you mean one built before 1991) but you do cause The Count to fondly remember his FJ62 which he regrets selling at retirement back when left Sin City for God's Country.

I have a FJ60 that was rebuilt in 2019 by Resurrection LC( Jeremy Prophett) garaged in Bend, OR.. I bet you do regret letting it go.

 

[Count Orlok]

FIN

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