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I’ve been pretty grumpy around here lately as my R1T issues are getting fixed. Let me share a quick chuckle.

Was hanging at the kid’s soccer game this morning. Heard my Rivian (which was parked at home) unlock itself via my phone!

First thought was “ZOMG PAAK SUX!” My mind could not believe that it had a 10min away range. Holly cow!

Then I had a laugh that one of the birds in the park had the exact same chirp frequency and pattern as the lock/unlock sound.
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This might be a new type of psychosis Rivian has created. Start an outdoor, adventure related brand. Incorporate outdoor bird sounds into the daily operation of the vehicle so that eventually no one can distinguish between reality and their vehicle. There will be classes taught on this in the future. It’s diabolicaL o_O
 

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It’s like choosing a song you like for your phone’s ringtone and then being stressed out every time it comes up in your playlist.
 

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That's gonna require lots of therapy!!!!
 

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I’ve been pretty grumpy around here lately as my R1T issues are getting fixed. Let me share a quick chuckle.

Was hanging at the kid’s soccer game this morning. Heard my Rivian (which was parked at home) unlock itself via my phone!

First thought was “ZOMG PAAK SUX!” My mind could not believe that it had a 10min away range. Holly cow!

Then I had a laugh that one of the birds in the park had the exact same chirp frequency and pattern as the lock/unlock sound.
Not a bird. It’s the new included drone. Sole purpose is to provide surround lock/unlock chirps
 

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And they probably don't receive any royalties. The birds need a better agent or they're going to start "targeting" Rivians.
 

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Lyrebirds spending too much time around the Rivian plant.
 

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Then I had a laugh that one of the birds in the park had the exact same chirp frequency and pattern as the lock/unlock sound.
Well, I hope that bird has a better agent than the ST:TOS cast that managed to get it royalties and residuals.
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