Cybertruck Laugh of the Day [⚠️ WARNING: NO POLITICS; MEMBERS BANNED]

[Cycliste]

It just keeps getting better and better.

CyberTruck Recall

The one where the wheel fell off? That’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

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[Chewy734]

 

[MountainBikeDude]

The one where the wheel fell off? That’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

Beat me to it! First thing that popped in my head

 

[Time2Roll]

With a solar panel attached I would say this example has features and technology beyond the original.

 

[SSteveEV]

 

[SSteveEV]

ATLANTA- Public health officials are scrambling after a growing number of Americans took a Facebook post way more seriously than they should have and without bothering to look into any actual evidence began blaming the Tesla Cybertruck for the recent hantavirus outbreak.

Still, researchers admit the theory has gained significant traction among both scientists and the general public due to the truck's "aura depleting dumpster adjacent design"

"We want to be perfectly clear here: there is currently no direct evidence linking the Cybertruck to hantavirus" said CDC epidemiologist Dr. Alan Pierce while wearing a Hazmat suit and looking at a nearby cybertruck with judgemental eyes."That said.. mean, look at that thing. It's environmentally hostile. What good can come of something like that?"

According to researchers, the claim first emerged online before rapidly spreading through social media, where users cited the vehicle's unfinished kindergarten art project appearance, goofy angles, tetanus-inducing rust, and tendency to completely drain the aura of any space it occupies.

"Look, we're not saying the Cybertruck caused hantavirus, but we're also not not saying it" explained scientist Monica Reyes. "If someone told you a Cybertruck was involved in a rodent-related public health event, would you really question it? I've heard plenty of Cybertruck owners describe themselves as'sick' Do we honestly need evidence at this point?" #satire #cybertruck #carnews #automotivenews

 

[DeafPug]

I almost feel sad for this CT owner being rescued by mom in her minivan taking her kids to the soccer game...

 

[MountainBikeDude]

I almost feel sad for this CT owner being rescued by mom in her minivan taking her kids to the soccer game...

2nd best part of that video

 

[UnsungZero_OldTimeAdMan]

It's a car? It's a plane? It's a boat? No, it's a jail cell. And, that's Biff, your new BFF.

Tesla Cybertruck owner believed Elon Musk when he said it could cross a lake — now he’s in jail

 

[jrmbadger]

It's a car? It's a plane? It's a boat? No, it's a jail cell. And, that's Biff, your new BFF.

Tesla Cybertruck owner believed Elon Musk when he said it could cross a lake — now he’s in jail

Ok, now this is funny: " The driver was arrested and charged with operating a vehicle in a closed section of park/lake, having no valid boat registration, and numerous water safety equipment violations. As of today, the driver remains in jail. "

 

[Dark-Fx]

Ok, now this is funny: " The driver was arrested and charged with operating a vehicle in a closed section of park/lake, having no valid boat registration, and numerous water safety equipment violations. As of today, the driver remains in jail. "

I joked a long time ago about registering my R1T as a boat just to confuse the cybertruck crowd.

 

[Cycliste]

“Owner believed Elon Musk”. Well, there’s your problem!

On the upside, is that one less Cybertruck in the world?

 

[jfoonly]

There's a hilarious video on reddit.

https://packaged-media.redd.it/vzpb...00&s=9ad1cab7f8297a4ab9bc9c4cf526a3b3911daf96

 

[Cycliste]

Submerged Vehicle Guidance
https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-5D2AF796-2052-4A24-9327-E3C0E2DB9B19.html

 

[Cycliste]

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