Noplacelikeloam
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I genuinely appreciate Rivian trying to bring AI into the vehicle experience. That’s ambitious. That’s forward-looking. That’s the kind of thing that makes you feel like you’re living in the future.
Unfortunately, after using Rivian Assistant for several days, I can confidently say the future apparently runs on a 2017 Bluetooth speaker and mild confusion.
I’m honestly baffled by how far behind this feels compared to literally every modern LLM on the market. Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini — all of them can hold context, remember what you just said, and generally behave like they’re awake.
Rivian Assistant, meanwhile, has the memory retention of a golden retriever in a laser tag arena.
Example:
Me: “Find that song I like.”
Rivian Assistant: finds it
Me: “Great, play it.”
Rivian Assistant: “Absolutely. Here’s a completely different song from three playlists ago that nobody asked for.”
It’s like talking to a very enthusiastic intern who got hit in the head with a Roomba.
And this isn’t some obscure edge case. This is basically the entire experience. Every interaction feels like the assistant is waking up from a nap, hearing one random noun, and making a panic decision.
At this point I’ve gone back to Alexa, which feels like admitting defeat in a futuristic society. That’s like buying a spaceship and then commuting via horse because the autopilot keeps driving into lakes.
What confuses me most is: why reinvent the wheel here?
Why not integrate Claude or another mature LLM provider? Because right now this feels less “AI-native EV experience” and more “two Raspberry Pis zip-tied together behind the dashboard running Ask Jeeves.”
Surely the token costs can’t be THAT bad. I refuse to believe we’re rationing GPU cycles like wartime butter.
And the frustrating part is that the vision is actually great. An intelligent in-car assistant should be a killer feature for Rivian. This SHOULD be the perfect environment for contextual AI.
Instead, my truck currently has the conversational abilities of a haunted GPS unit.
I want this to succeed. I really do. But today, Rivian Assistant feels less like “the future of driving” and more like your uncle discovering ChatGPT after two margaritas and saying “watch this.”
Unfortunately, after using Rivian Assistant for several days, I can confidently say the future apparently runs on a 2017 Bluetooth speaker and mild confusion.
I’m honestly baffled by how far behind this feels compared to literally every modern LLM on the market. Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini — all of them can hold context, remember what you just said, and generally behave like they’re awake.
Rivian Assistant, meanwhile, has the memory retention of a golden retriever in a laser tag arena.
Example:
Me: “Find that song I like.”
Rivian Assistant: finds it
Me: “Great, play it.”
Rivian Assistant: “Absolutely. Here’s a completely different song from three playlists ago that nobody asked for.”
It’s like talking to a very enthusiastic intern who got hit in the head with a Roomba.
And this isn’t some obscure edge case. This is basically the entire experience. Every interaction feels like the assistant is waking up from a nap, hearing one random noun, and making a panic decision.
At this point I’ve gone back to Alexa, which feels like admitting defeat in a futuristic society. That’s like buying a spaceship and then commuting via horse because the autopilot keeps driving into lakes.
What confuses me most is: why reinvent the wheel here?
Why not integrate Claude or another mature LLM provider? Because right now this feels less “AI-native EV experience” and more “two Raspberry Pis zip-tied together behind the dashboard running Ask Jeeves.”
Surely the token costs can’t be THAT bad. I refuse to believe we’re rationing GPU cycles like wartime butter.
And the frustrating part is that the vision is actually great. An intelligent in-car assistant should be a killer feature for Rivian. This SHOULD be the perfect environment for contextual AI.
Instead, my truck currently has the conversational abilities of a haunted GPS unit.
I want this to succeed. I really do. But today, Rivian Assistant feels less like “the future of driving” and more like your uncle discovering ChatGPT after two margaritas and saying “watch this.”
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