Driving Around full speed in Park

[mpshizzle]

Been seeing this ad on Instagram lately. Really pretty photo.... But the guy is in park driving real fast down the road. Gave me a good laugh

So naturally I had Chat GPT roast it too. Also very funny

Here are some roast-style comments for you:


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1. "Rivian really out here redefining the demo drive as 'sit in park and pretend you're moving.' Bold strategy, Rivian, showing off all that zero-mile range."


2. "Nice ad, Rivian! I can practically feel the stationary power of that R1T. Who knew that 'zero emissions' also meant 'zero movement'?"


3. "Imagine spending $70k on a truck just to have Rivian show it off like a glorified couch. Is it 'parked' or is that Rivian’s version of eco-friendly autopilot?"


4. "Rivian’s concept of a test drive: put it in park, look at some maps, and feel the ‘performance’… of sitting still. At least it saves on gas, right?"


5. "Rivian’s idea of adventure: sit in a parked truck while they try to sell you on imaginary horsepower. Guess the 'R1T' stands for 'Real 1ime Test.' Or should I say, 'Rivian 1nsufficient Throttle'?"




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These should bring out some laughs with a little extra bite!

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[Donald Stanfield]

Graphic design fail.

 

[COdogman]

Maybe “P” stands for phast in Gen 3?

 

[godfodder0901]

He is in Park. The world is moving....

 

[Ohm Boy]

“P” stands for Picturesque Mode. Duh!!

 

[UnsungZero_OldTimeAdMan]

Whoever was in charge of photo retouching slipped. So did their supervisors.

 

[SwampNut]

It's also an R1S, not a truck!

 

[MountainBikeDude]

P obviously stands for...

 

[MountainBikeDude]

He is in Park. The world is moving....

First thing that came to mind was the old Chuck Norris joke "Chuck Norris is so strong, when he does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down"

So gave ChatGPT a mission... here's the Rivian alternative

"Rivian trucks are so powerful, when they’re in park, the ground still thinks it’s in drive."

 

[SwampNut]

Seems a bit speedy for that T intersection he's at.

 

[Robin]

Been seeing this ad on Instagram lately. Really pretty photo.... But the guy is in park driving real fast down the road. Gave me a good laugh
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So naturally I had Chat GPT roast it too. Also very funny

Here are some roast-style comments for you:


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1. "Rivian really out here redefining the demo drive as 'sit in park and pretend you're moving.' Bold strategy, Rivian, showing off all that zero-mile range."


2. "Nice ad, Rivian! I can practically feel the stationary power of that R1T. Who knew that 'zero emissions' also meant 'zero movement'?"


3. "Imagine spending $70k on a truck just to have Rivian show it off like a glorified couch. Is it 'parked' or is that Rivian’s version of eco-friendly autopilot?"


4. "Rivian’s concept of a test drive: put it in park, look at some maps, and feel the ‘performance’… of sitting still. At least it saves on gas, right?"


5. "Rivian’s idea of adventure: sit in a parked truck while they try to sell you on imaginary horsepower. Guess the 'R1T' stands for 'Real 1ime Test.' Or should I say, 'Rivian 1nsufficient Throttle'?"




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These should bring out some laughs with a little extra bite!

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[usulio]

Who is that guy in the rear view mirror?

 

[HaveBlue]

This is better than the "sign and drive event."

 

[Riviot]

I see your driving in park, and raise you driving while charging...

I should've snapped a shot of the speed and charge miles overlapped, but it freaked out at that point and reset.

 

[MountainBikeDude]

I see your driving in park, and raise you driving while charging...

I should've snapped a shot of the speed and charge miles overlapped, but it freaked out at that point and reset.

New Rivian speed cap unlocked?

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